{"id":8652,"date":"2015-04-24T17:07:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T15:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tronic.fr\/maitronaute\/?p=8652"},"modified":"2015-06-03T17:55:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T15:55:23","slug":"le-lion-de-roald-dahl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/poesie\/le-lion-de-roald-dahl-8652\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab Le lion \u00bb de Roald Dahl"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-inner\">\n<p>Le lion, on le sait, de viande est friand.<br \/>\nRien n\u2019est pour lui plus all\u00e9chant.<br \/>\nDemandez donc au roi des animaux,<br \/>\nQuel est pour lui le plus tendre morceau.<br \/>\nCe n\u2019est pas le gigot d\u2019agneau,<br \/>\nLa bavette, le boeuf marengo.<br \/>\nCe n\u2019est pas le petit cochon,<br \/>\nNi le rago\u00fbt de mouton.<br \/>\nMais peut-\u00eatre voudra-t-il d\u2019une grosse poule<br \/>\nbien dodue ?<br \/>\nNon vraiment, non merci. Que veut-il, le t\u00eatu ?<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Lion, je suis ton ami : es-tu en app\u00e9tit,<br \/>\nEt d\u2019un excellent steak ne serais-tu ravi ?<br \/>\nUn p\u00e2t\u00e9 en cro\u00fbte ou un li\u00e8vre \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re,<br \/>\nTe feraient-ils enfin sortir de ta tani\u00e8re ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nAvec un fin sourire il hocha la t\u00eate,<br \/>\nEt s\u2019approchant de moi tout bas il d\u00e9clara :<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Le plus tendre morceau n\u2019est rien de tout cela.<br \/>\nNe te creuse plus la t\u00eate : mon d\u00e9jeuner,<br \/>\nc\u2019est TOI !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roald DAHL<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le lion, on le sait, de viande est friand.<br \/>\nRien n\u2019est pour lui plus all\u00e9chant.<br \/>\nDemandez donc au roi des animaux,<br \/>\nQuel est pour lui le plus tendre morceau.<br \/>\nCe n\u2019est pas le gigot d\u2019agneau,<br \/>\nLa bavette, le boeuf marengo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[439,527,537,529],"class_list":["post-8652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poesie","tag-animaux","tag-humour","tag-lion","tag-roald-dahl","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8652"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8654,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8652\/revisions\/8654"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saturna.fr\/maitronaute\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}